Some people so smart, they look stupid
They think what they do is right, but they are completely wrong
Funny thing is, they don’t even realise that
Bad thing is, they don’t wanna realise that
Worst thing is, they can’t be bothered to realise that

Simply because, they are blinded by their big fucking ego

They have talents, never put to good use
Their meat, is their very own poison

If being at the top heals wounds, so be it
If it eliminates poverty, play on
But it benefits only you, and you alone
How selfish can you be?
Never mind the fact that you can’t see it
It doesn’t help in any way, anyway

They want the best for themselves, but never strive hard for it
Living off others, running away from difficulties

When you talk, the walls listen
At least it stops there, or so
But when you write, others not only ‘listen’ to your hearts’ content
But they talk about it too

Stop your superficiality; oh I’m so sorry that you can’t
It’s just what makes you, you

And I’m sorry for that, even more for your friends
They are actually misled, thanks to your sweet-nothings
If only I can paint them the big picture,
And say that one person doesn’t make a team,
That they are better off without you
’cause frankly, they are there just ’cause they can’t belong elsewhere

Without ‘em, you’re a vegetable
You can’t stand up on your own two feet,
Need others to praise you,
But worse of all,
Be a god-damn-bloody F A K E R

It irks me hell, but the same pain gives me smiles
To see you fall in a trap, that you build ever so carefully all these while

With that I say so long, and goodbye.

DATING TIP #8

NEVER PICK FIGHTS WITH YOUR OTHER HALF

The knight’s costumes that I saw yesterday were darn awesome! I hope the Storyfest people will choose the coolest looking one among the lot , despite the steep price, ’cause ZHAOJIE AND ME ARE DONNING IT!!! It seems that Bugis is yet another Holland V in disguise - a great place to break out from a typical Singaporean life.

The shop is filled with costumes and whatnots from the sexay Xena to the oh-how-cool X-Men latex overall. It’s THE place if you want to spice up your life should it has gone mundane. Sexual life that is.

I have a hairline fracture in my leg right now, or so I suppose. But babe said that it’s just swollen and nothing else. But either way, IT’S PAINFUL!!! Yes! I got a boot stuck up right into my leg when I was playing soccer yesterday and I nearly became an instant cripple right after.

Stupid Cristiano Ronaldo-like guy. Dribble and dribble and stepovers here and there but they always end up with nothing. How am I suppose to take him down? Tackle him right? You expect me to show him the way to the goal? Puh-leeseee!!!

These kinda show-offs deserve no mercy at all. Yet he fucked me up my ass. What a fucker. But obviously I fucked him back… up his ass of course. Then came the boot. The pain made me feel like giving the fucker a nosebleed. Fuck!

Dinner at Carl’s Jr was nearly spoilt when a group of teenagers wanted to take for themselves a table PLUS the chairs away from where babe and I was sitting. We weren’t there obviously, queuing up for food. Those fuckers feel as if they owned the place and didn’t give us a damn shit.

A stare moved them away and they better be! ’cause I was already in a foul mood and it just couldn’t get any worse. I just have this habit of staring at people which I label as ‘fuckers’ without batting an eyelid.

‘The Guardian’ is fantastic! I am certain Kevin Costner have little trouble in playing his role. It was almost similar as that in Nicholas Sparks movie ‘Message in a Bottle’. Even the way he died. But go watch it, it’s worth your every cent.

Especially if you watch at Cathay. $6 only leh!!!

Mr President should really use his powers to good use now.

PM Lee should have included this point in his rally speech. A major one indeed.

The teachers should really make their presence be known to their students. After all, they should do what they do best - teach.

JOAKIM GOMEZ should be out of Singapore Idol and be made known to the public (DUH!as if they don’t know!) that he can’t actually sing for nuts! Puh-leessee!!! He’s a nuisance to my ears, a sore to my eyes.. and everything else but sugar and spice!

And oh! He actually knocked Matilda, Rahimah, Gayle, and the list goes on, OUT! How cruel of him to do so! Hang on there.. I think I got the wrong target here. It’s not his fault, entirely (keyword here: entirely). It’s his fans. Blind(ed) fans who scream at the top of their lungs week in week out for a dancing Energiz(er)ed bunny-in-a-human-body.

Hold on a sec… Aren’t they the same ones who say “I LOVE YOU (enter Idol name here)!!!” to that certain Singapore Idol last season? And that certain Superstar Idol and one of the bands in Superband a few weeks ago?

It’s the same fans, I can assure you that. Those who doesn’t have the word ‘loyalty’ or even ‘good singing’ in their dictionary. All they care for… is looks. Something as shallow as that. Now here’s where the teachers come in handy. Even if they couldn’t explain the meaning of ‘looks are superficial’, the very least that they can contribute to the society is to tell their students that Singapore Idol is a singing competition. Period.

Ever seen a typical Joakim fan? What does she say? “Oh he’s soooooo cuuuteee!! Don’t you think so?” Oh yes I do. I certainly do… *smirks*

It’s really to my surrprise today that the judges have added their voices to this get-Joakim-out campaign. Florence was commenting that ‘it’s time he bows out of the competition gracefully’. Dick was his usual self - “Your singing is really bad”. But I love Ken Lim’s one!!! He was like…

“Audience, can I have a few seconds of silence please? Okay, I think that is better than your singing, Joakim.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OUCH it certainly is but I think he’s had enough of this kinda shitty performance and the fact that he’s still in the competition. Rock on, Ken… We need more people like you unlike that certain ‘Ja’dge who loathes Joakim so much. She thinks she can get into the good books of Joakim’s fans.

What she didn’t realise is Joakim gets the votes, not her. But still I hope when Joakim gets kicked out (literally please) she gets the boot too (another request for a literal action here).

Enough of that poor guy. He’s only 18 yet he has to go through all these controversy despite being at such a young, tender age. But as the saying goes, ‘You bear the consequences of your own actions’. Or does ‘The truth hurts’ applies itself stronger here?

Luckily, and yes I’m really thankful for this, Hady Mirza came on stage. The fact that he’s the last performer leaves sweet memories and erase the bitter pill that I have to swallow earlier.I’m gonna sound like a girl from here, so be warned. His first song, Lagenda by Sheila Majid, totally blew my mind off! His stage presence is simply superb! I was glued to my TV the moment Gurmit introduced him to stage.

He’s da real thang yo!

And.. and.. and.. I teared when I saw him tearing after his performance. I TEARED CAN? His mum was already smelling her hubby’s armpit when the camera caught her. I can definitely feel him despite the TV being the third party. All the emotions that run through the song… WOW.

He’s good… that’s for sure. The best amongst the contestants. Perhaps even a notch higher than Taufik Batisah (And he doesn’t deserve to take over Taufik as 7-11’s posterboy, that’s another certainty).

Okay, okay.. so much for my emotional side. I’m human after all. Aren’t you?

The results show will be tomorrow and the sad thing is, I wouldn’t be able to catch it. I just hope I won’t be feeling even more sad later that night.

That bunny better be out or else I’ll call the SPCA to take him away.