SingTel’s speed*******touch

Does anyone use SingTel’s speedtouch as your modem? ’cause I do and it sucks. In a himbotic way of speaking, the modem is the gateway to the WWW. It’s the World Wide Web btw. SingTel has no say - it just sucks your pockets dry.

So if the modem goes down, there’ll be no buffering of porn videos for me. And that’s bad. See I told you that SingTel isn’t involved at all, right?

Apparently the process of “the light that indicates ‘Internet’ on my modem would flicker and a few seconds later, go off totally” was a common occurrence for me in the past.

Right up till I stumbled upon SingTel’s SmartFix which when activated, would miraculously turn the light back on again. Why thanks for playing God, SingTel. I thought my woes would finally have their period(s).

Or so I thought. ’cause now the light flickers more frequently than how it randomly rains nowadays and SmartFix isn’t that smart afterall.

Oh SingTel, if you really are playing God, I seek your forgiveness for I have sinned by visiting PornHub and YouPorn in the past. I have since cleansed my body and soul for I only go to Yahoo! and Google now.

I would adhere by all your rules and regulations, and abstain from the bright, orange sun as well as the green star for I only seek the path of righteousness under the big, red satellite.

lite, lite, lite, eh, eh eh