Today’s Straits Times has led me to raise 2 opinions of my own, of which both issues are imprinted on the front page of the Main and World section.

S’pore assured of at least a silver after 48-year wait” the sub-header of the Main page shouts. I don’t know man but I’ve just got this voice inside me that says, “Oh c’mon man, the final is not S’pore vs China. It’s China vs China. Our paddlers aren’t born and bred Singaporeans right?

I mean credit to them for reaching thus far but somehow I don’t feel as proud as when a true-blooded Singaporean wins it for his own country? Tan Howe Liang still remained to be the sole Olympic winner in my eyes.

Seriously I’d be damn proud if I was a Chinese ’cause they’re hosting the Olympics, the auspicious date falls nicely and there are so many of their own countryman representing other countries and winning medals for them. Hah! Is China good or what!

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Okay, on to the World section with I think can be Yahoo-ed with just ’sodomy’ and ‘Anwar’ as the keywords. The story goes by that Anwar fucked this guy called Saiful in his ass and both have put up their cases vehemently to the point that they’ll swear by the Quran that they’re telling the truth. And nothing but the truth.

So Anwar’s truth is that he didn’t fuck Saiful in his ass and Saiful’s truth is that he did get fucked in his ass by Anwar. (I’m sorry I just have to put this across so blatantly.)Who’s telling the truth then? Well apparently it depends on who swears by the Quran first. And the winner is Saiful, the guy who… okay, you know who.

And swearing by Islam’s holy book is like swearing by Jesus or the Bible or the Karma Sutra, if sex was to be your religion. Point being it’s like the ultimate of the ultimate and if you lie, you’ll be the sinnest of the sinnest in God’s eyes.

So right now I’m actually waiting impatiently for Anwar’s truth when he swears by the Quran. Either way, I’m still going to say that F-word pretty loudly!

If Anwar swears that he did fuck Saiful, WHAT THE HELL!!! If he didn’t, then WHAT THE HELL!!! to Saiful for lying upon the Quran! Or if he swears that he didn’t, then who’s telling the god-damn truth upon the Quran!

Is this a laughing matter or what, using the Quran as a threat and (maybe) lying in front of it.

Damn-ation.

I really do think that the word sodomy, it’s just a nicer term for something much worse (I forgot the English term for these instances eg Cleaner = Hygiene Specialist).

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