I recently had someone random who MSN-ed me out of nowhere. And it frustrated me. As lengthy as my contact list can get, I can stamp a guarantee that I am at least an acquaintance to the other party.

But if I don’t know you and you suddenly open a window and try to be friendly, sorry man… I don’t entertain. I’m not even on SkypeMe! right?

So below is apparently MSN’s version of MIRC’s ASL, something which I assume is a normal thing amongst the youths nowadays…

hie

hi

you are…?

im ******

urself?

fitree

how you got my email eh?

gud question…

errrr….

fwenster i guess..

hmm…

but we can be fwens rite??>

yeah yeah sure

mind intro urself please??

sorry dude.. im quite packed right now. ltr yeah

FYI the interval between the last two replies is 15 minutes apart. And if that person were to be a girl, it would have at least touched my manly instincts to be a gentleman and reject politely.

But it turned out to be otherwise, so don’t expect me to be a gentleman right!

If you wanna add me on Friendster, even if I don’t know you, I close one eye for you lah. But if you go the extra mile to take my email from my Friendster, add me on MSN and talk to me like that… sorry lah eh but I’ll close both eyes.

Not with my hands, but like this -.-

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