Rafa Benitez bidded £10million plus a few crappy players from Anfield for Gareth Barry AND/BUT slapped a £15million price tag on his Peter Crouch. WTF are you thinking Benitez?

Club captain vs Bench warmer
Midfield workhorse vs Tall beanpole
Villians’ hero vs Kop’s forgotten hero

I know the price of rice, oil and whatnots have risen recently. But that doesn’t mean your robot-dancing-can’t-win-a-header striker can be priced so exorbitantly.

Joke of the year man; a little too late for April Fools though.

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