Mas Selamat no longer makes Singapore selamat (safe)

…Mas Selamat escaped after being taken from his cell to go to a room for a scheduled visit by his family at the Whitley Road Detention Center…

I can’t help but to think that it’s like how Michael Scofield break out from prison. And since Prison Break Season 3 stopped at Episode 12(or was it 13, I can’t remember), this latest escape seemed to be the perfect continuation to the drama serial.

I’m sorry if I sound as if I’m mocking the whole saga or make it seem as if it’s a matter-of-fact. But the story that the media has been reporting is being talked about to death. The police has intensified their search; now Indonesia and Malaysia has stepped up their security at their borders, the Interpol has been roped in and…

This should have never happened. I’m sorry that it has. - Wong Kan Seng

I don’t know if he’s trying to be calm and composed but he definitely give me the I-don’t-even-care-about-this-whole-shit kinda tone at first glance.

I saw the lines of Gurkhas, Guardsmen, SAF officers, Police first hand when I was in the bus on the way to town a few days back. At that time, they were combing the an area, which I got to know later was, 800m from the Whitley Road Detention Center. At first I thought the escape had just occurred. But apparently it happened the day before.

Hmmm I don’t believe someone with a limp could not well… limp his way 800m from where he had escaped, within 12 hours. That’s just 2 rounds of the running track. Add a bit of uneven grounds, some longkang to be crossed over and a game of hide-and-seek, I highly doubt he took more than 2 hours.

I was telling my mum my theory that by the time the area was combed, Mas Selamat must have already taken the ferry to Batam or something.

But my mum had a much more intriguing theory. I think he has some black magic lah. He is actually inside the place when people think he had escaped. Then when they all were panic, he secretly made his way out.

That stumped me for a while before I laughed it off.

On the positive side, I wanna pat the Govt’s (or whoever it is) back for making excellent use of Adobe Photoshop.

Two thumbs up! One for the moustache, one for the goatee.

3 days on and this unarmed man who is supposedly to be limping has still not been found yet. Maybe you should try checking Cineleisure toilets. Who knows he may be hiding there?

That aside, have you guys ever heard of this infamous joke regarding our Deputy Prime Minister and Minister for Home Affairs, Mr Wong Kan Seng?

One day, the members of Parliament decided to wind down and go for karaoke. Every one went except Wong Kan Seng. Why?