Sleeping Sutra 101

I’ve always had people telling me that how I sleep actually tells my personality and a quick research somehow shed some light to that theory. Here’s a crash course if you didn’t already know:

Foetus

Those who curl up in the foetus position are described as tough on the outside but sensitive at heart. They may be shy when they first meet somebody, but soon relax. This is the most common sleeping position, adopted by 41% of the 1,000 people who took part in the survey. More than twice as many women as men tend to adopt this position.

Log

Lying on your side with both arms down by your side. These sleepers are easy going, social people who like being part of the in-crowd, and who are trusting of strangers. However, they may be gullible.

Yearner

People who sleep on their side with both arms out in front are said to have an open nature, but can be suspicious, cynical. They are slow to make up their minds, but once they have taken a decision, they are unlikely ever to change it.

Soldier

Lying on your back with both arms pinned to your sides. People who sleep in this position are generally quiet and reserved. They don’t like a fuss, but set themselves and others high standards.

Freefall

Lying on your front with your hands around the pillow, and your head turned to one side. Often gregarious and brash people, but can be nervy and thin-skinned underneath, and don’t like criticism, or extreme situations.

Starfish

Lying on your back with both arms up around the pillow. These sleepers make good friends because they are always ready to listen to others, and offer help when needed. They generally don’t like to be the centre of attention.

I’m more towards the Foetus position although sometimes unforeseen circumstances forces me to switch to freefall position and afterwards to the toilet.

Seriously, I think I switch to so many positions throughout the night that I don’t really care? The only thing I know is that come the next morning, one of my pillows will be on the floor and my comforter, nowhere close to comforting me.

But can someone enlighten me, what does the following sleeping position actually shows?